Boy goes into the kitchen and asks, "Can we put the silverware back in the drawer now? The mice are all gone, we haven't caught one in days."
At which point, he opens the drawer to find a dead mouse.
Keeping her silverware on the table,
ephelba
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
/>
About Me
- ephelba
- Maybe you've read Wicked, and you're thinking "She's spelled Elphaba wrong." OK, I did, but I spelled it wrong years and years ago, and it's stuck to me like wet grass to feet and I kinda like it now. Besides, I'm not her, I'm me. A Good Witch who spells bad. Of course, a witch who can't do spells is a pretty bad witch...so I guess I'm a Good Witch and a Bad Witch both. Aren't we all?
Giving a Damn
/>
People I Know ITRW
I'm over at yahoo as a_e_naha, if you'd like to email me.
Wondering who the hell I'm talking about? Here's a handy guide for those just tuning in-
My Husband: Simon, The Mister
My Son: Boo, The Boy
My Oldest Daughter: Peanut, The Bean, The Thing
My Youngest Daughter: The Bug
My Bestest Friend, Like, Since Forever: Loon
Fave Google Hits:
* guts that you wrap up meats
* scary boat thing
* DISCOVERED JEANS
* is it true that if u sleep on ur back than a witch sleeps over you
* picture of a chicken esophagus looks like a worm
* making realistic poop
Wondering who the hell I'm talking about? Here's a handy guide for those just tuning in-
My Husband: Simon, The Mister
My Son: Boo, The Boy
My Oldest Daughter: Peanut, The Bean, The Thing
My Youngest Daughter: The Bug
My Bestest Friend, Like, Since Forever: Loon
Fave Google Hits:
* guts that you wrap up meats
* scary boat thing
* DISCOVERED JEANS
* is it true that if u sleep on ur back than a witch sleeps over you
* picture of a chicken esophagus looks like a worm
* making realistic poop
3 comments:
nice blog
Came across your blog...read it...loved it. We just keep getting more cats when we notice hints of tiny pitter patters. We now have 3 cats. We will win this war! God, I hope we do!
I'm so wishing we could have a cat! Sadly, since we've been without them for a while, Simon has gotten used to breathing. He's all spoiled with the air actually going in and out his nose, so we're waiting for a new medical discovery that will eliminate cat allergies....
And thanks for the compliments! Sweet!
Post a Comment