Maybe you've read Wicked, and you're thinking "She's spelled Elphaba wrong." OK, I did, but I spelled it wrong years and years ago, and it's stuck to me like wet grass to feet and I kinda like it now. Besides, I'm not her, I'm me. A Good Witch who spells bad. Of course, a witch who can't do spells is a pretty bad witch...so I guess I'm a Good Witch and a Bad Witch both.
Aren't we all?
I'm over at yahoo as a_e_naha, if you'd like to email me.
Wondering who the hell I'm talking about? Here's a handy guide for those just tuning in- My Husband: Simon, The Mister My Son: Boo, The Boy My Oldest Daughter: Peanut, The Bean, The Thing My Youngest Daughter: The Bug My Bestest Friend, Like, Since Forever: Loon
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